I like my Wii. Seriously. But please get off your ass, make nice with the third parties, and send me some more games worth buying that aren’t on the virtual console. Otherwise, I shall be forced to do “this”:http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3068.html with my Wii remote to derive aditional fun from Trauma Center.

While I’ve recieved numerous letters from the “pegging community”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging_%28sexual_practice%29 that tell me this isn’t so bad, the smell of Vasoline takes me back to the high school gym locker room.

Please, bring me games. I can’t go back there.

Kthanx