<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><!-- generator="wordpress/2.1" -->
<rss version="0.92">
<channel>
	<title>The Jaded Gamer</title>
	<link>http://jadedgamer.coldmeat.org</link>
	<description>we're still messing with templates.  deal!</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 14:02:36 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<docs>http://backend.userland.com/rss092</docs>
	<language>en</language>
	
	<item>
		<title>Oh shit.</title>
		<description>No, I haven't been ignoring this little slice of the internet. Well, I have. But not really see. 

Jay and I have been sorting shit out, this little rantspace kinda got kicked to the wayside. That happens, yaknow. Fear not constant reader, we are working on a reboot of the ...</description>
		<link>http://jadedgamer.coldmeat.org/2007/12/08/oh-shit/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Life, the Universe, and Enemas.</title>
		<description>So yeah, long time no post.

Jay has been off gaying it up, I believe getting a Denny's kids placemat tatooed on his back so whoever is sodomizing him at the moment can lead the pirate through the maze; he is a thoughtful individual and doesn't want whatever member of the ...</description>
		<link>http://jadedgamer.coldmeat.org/2007/06/20/life-the-universe-and-enemas/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Exclusive Metal Gear Solid 4 Xbox Info!</title>
		<description>If you got suckered in by that title, you're an asshole. If you think videogame companies have any sort of loyalty to any console above the allmighty green spendola unit, you're also an asshole. This has been a public service announcement from the two assholes who occasionally run this collection ...</description>
		<link>http://jadedgamer.coldmeat.org/2007/05/28/exclusive-metal-gear-solid-4-xbox-info/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Beta Carradine</title>
		<description>Yaknow, because I walk the earth. 

Or mostly get blown off of it. 

I've been dicking around with the Halo 3 beta. Figured might as well, seeing as I own a copy of crackdown. Didn't buy it for the beta of course, that would make me an asshole. I approached ...</description>
		<link>http://jadedgamer.coldmeat.org/2007/05/17/beta-carradine/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>It&#8217;s writing time!</title>
		<description>Yaay for having our technical glitches seemingly fixed. I'd hate to have you, constant reader, left out in the cold. I know I couldn't go for another week or so (I have no work ethic when it comes to posting here it would seem.) without knowing what I hated after ...</description>
		<link>http://jadedgamer.coldmeat.org/2007/05/15/its-writing-time/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Slightly Broken&#8230; Bear With Us</title>
		<description>For some reason, a wordpress plug-in we've been using since we started the blog began to misbehave on Dreamhost.  I'm trying to troubleshoot it.  It also affects my other blog.  Very odd.  Very annoying.  It makes me want to commit hate crimes.

As a result, some ...</description>
		<link>http://jadedgamer.coldmeat.org/2007/05/10/slightly-broken-bear-with-us/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Maybe Sony Isn&#8217;t the Devil Afterall&#8230; Maybe</title>
		<description>I picked up a PSP from a friend.  For free.  With DJ Max Portable, Daxter, Ratchet and Clank, and LocoRoco.  I'm impressed.  It's fun stuff.  And I love the X Media Bar interface.  Pure brilliance in interface design.  I'm an experienced interface designer ...</description>
		<link>http://jadedgamer.coldmeat.org/2007/05/08/maybe-sony-isnt-the-devil-afterall-maybe/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>*witty title here*</title>
		<description>I haven't been feeling so well for a couple of weeks and Kerry's been busy with school and doing sexual favors for one of his friends for finally quitting World of Warcraft.  I'd be sexing the guy too, but I'm in San Francisco.  He's in Washington.  So ...</description>
		<link>http://jadedgamer.coldmeat.org/2007/04/28/witty-title-here/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Stupid Microsoft&#8230;</title>
		<description>Ok, so my PC broke down a few months ago and I've been relegated to doing all my usual interweb shit via my girlfriend's laptop or borrowing one of the college's computers. Neither is an ideal situation for my pornographic needs, but that's another story. I've been wanting to put ...</description>
		<link>http://jadedgamer.coldmeat.org/2007/04/13/stupid-microsoft/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Dear Nintendo&#8230;</title>
		<description>I like my Wii. Seriously. But please get off your ass, make nice with the third parties, and send me some more games worth buying that aren't on the virtual console. Otherwise, I shall be forced to do "this":http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3068.html with my Wii remote to derive aditional fun from Trauma Center. ...</description>
		<link>http://jadedgamer.coldmeat.org/2007/03/28/dear-nintendo/</link>
			</item>
</channel>
</rss>
